Banel si Lacoste!

Doi tigani se duc in excursie in Egipt. In prima zi viziteaza piramidele, cheltuiesc toti banii, de aceea dorm peste noapte pe malul Nilului. Pina dimineata pe unu’ il inghite un crocodil pana la gat.
Se trezeste celalalt si striga:
- Mânca-tzi-ash!!! De und’ ai sac de dormit Lacoste??

Sotul si cainele

Sotul si sotia aveau un caine rau. Se hotarasc sa scape de el. Sotul ia cainele se urca in masina si il duce la cateva strazi distanta, il lasa acolo. Se intoarce sotul acasa si peste 2 ore, hop si cainele la usa. A doua zi, se urca sotul in masina, ia cainele si il duce in alt cartier. Se intoarce acasa, peste 2 ore, iar apare cainele la usa. A treia zi, ia asta cainele il baga in masina, da ture prin oras, o ia pe tot felul se strazi, se invarte… Lasa cainele se urca in masina si pleaca. Peste 2 ore suna telefonul in casa. Raspunde nevasta.
Sotul:
- Nevasta, s-a intors cainele acasa?
- Da, s-a intors.
- Da-l la telefon ca m-am pierdut…

Melodia Zilei de 08 07 2008

Data: 08 IULIE 2008

Artist: Akon

Melodie: Clap again

Dedicatie: Pentru Ionutz si elyssa cu mesajul: sa va iubiti mult timp d-acu’ incolo

Clip:

Versuri:

Verse 1]
I’m like a bird and I aim so high
In my lear lookin’ at the blue sky
Can’t let another day pass by without doin’ what I feel inside
Cuz it’s embedded in my soul
Day I stop will be the day I turn cold
Let you know I’m breaking outta that hole and
Let go so I can be free to do what means most to me and
You can look back one day and know I shared with you my kid
I hope you wouldn’t think I’d just leave
Pack up and roll up my sleeve
Give it all up and leave with nothing and take with me all I got to give
That’s why…

Chorus: (2x)
I just wanna make you clap again
Clap again
I just wanna make you clap again
Clap again

[Verse 2:]
So if your life is twisted and ain’t going right
Just forget about it tonight I just wanna make you happy baby
Dancing and clap dancing and clapping
Cuz we plan to be here ’till the morning light
Can you feel the change in your life feelin’ like magic baby
I’m the one to make it happen baby so I can be free to do what’s meant to be and
You look back one day and know I shared with you my gift
You wouldn’t think I’d just leave just back up and roll up my sleeve
Give it all up and leave with nothing and take with me all I got to give

Chorus: (3x)
I just wanna make you clap again
Clap again
I just wanna make you clap again
Clap again
Clap…Clap (Outro)

International Photo Contest

Particip si eu la International Photography Contest gazduit de National Geographic cu urmatoarele 3 poze:

Urati-mi succes!